dontnuts:

if you have an outie belly button im sorry

megaman2:

megaman2:

“mickey mouse it says you want to divorce minnie because she was…… extremely silly?”

“no, i said she was fucking goofy”

please stop reblogging this i stole this joke from my brother

itsmelisss:

so i searched “ohio man” and got this gem of a headline

and thankfully there was a picture along with this story

foodtrucker:

i’m like an iphone i just lose energy without doing anything

cliterallysame:

“I didn’t unfollow you, tumblr did”

muffinmachine:

My grandpa got his first spam email and he called the police

22roots:

parishiltonsexslave:

i wanna scream and shout and let it all out

a person was paid to think this photo up

there was a lighting designer who worked on this photo

somebody did her makeup

these people were paid

jennstarkid:

tastefullyoffensive:

Reversed cotton candy eating.

WHAT THE

gelametwra:

choose your favourite reaction